Wednesday, October 28, 2009
Puke on the Porch
This is a new one.... kind of...
Last night, Dick and I were watching TV in bed around 10:30pm. Suddenly, we all (that would be Dick, Noe and me) heard a strange noise downstairs. Dick and I walked cautiously down the stairs, to see what it was. That's when I saw it...
Someone had (and please excuse the visual) projectile vomited across our porch and onto both of our front doors. (we can see this because our front doors have glass panes, top to bottom.)
Yeah, that's super gross.
After living in the SF for 14 years, I thought I'd seen it all: we've had drunk people knock on our door late at night asking for booze, drunk people stumble into our Halloween Party, used condoms found on our front porch (triple-ewwww!) and yes, have even had someone puke on the porch before.
But, this was the first time that someone walked up our stairs, stumbled around our porch, and somehow managed to puke onto our front doors.
That is all kinds of gross.
We figured there was nothing to do about it last night, so we went back to bed.
This morning, first thing I did was throw on some grubby clothes, armed with rubber gloves and water hose, and cleaned up the porch and doors. It took an hour, but I was very thorough.
Silver lining: The front porch area has been needing a good spray down/cleaning for a while. :)
Last night, Dick and I were watching TV in bed around 10:30pm. Suddenly, we all (that would be Dick, Noe and me) heard a strange noise downstairs. Dick and I walked cautiously down the stairs, to see what it was. That's when I saw it...
Someone had (and please excuse the visual) projectile vomited across our porch and onto both of our front doors. (we can see this because our front doors have glass panes, top to bottom.)
Yeah, that's super gross.
After living in the SF for 14 years, I thought I'd seen it all: we've had drunk people knock on our door late at night asking for booze, drunk people stumble into our Halloween Party, used condoms found on our front porch (triple-ewwww!) and yes, have even had someone puke on the porch before.
But, this was the first time that someone walked up our stairs, stumbled around our porch, and somehow managed to puke onto our front doors.
That is all kinds of gross.
We figured there was nothing to do about it last night, so we went back to bed.
This morning, first thing I did was throw on some grubby clothes, armed with rubber gloves and water hose, and cleaned up the porch and doors. It took an hour, but I was very thorough.
Silver lining: The front porch area has been needing a good spray down/cleaning for a while. :)
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